I18n Firm Finishes out Summer Grilling Season with Wild Burnout

Renowned leader in software internationalization, Lingoport, finished out the summer work grilling season today with one final wild burnout today. All members of the staff were invited to the porch on a glorious Friday afternoon in Boulder to witness what may go down in history as the greatest display of grilling prowess.

Lingoport Grillmaster, Chris Raulf, showed his veteran leadership as he prepared multiple hot dogs and hamburgers for his crazy coworkers. Gravity tried to knock the grill over, but Chris, like a true leader, said, “Stop that gravity, you may not tip over our grill!” Gravity listened and did not knock all the scrumptious meat off the grill. Lingoport Grilling Union head, Spencer Thomas noted Chris’ quick response: “His reflexes were astounding; almost superhero-like. Now that you mention it, they still haven’t identified the Spiderman have they? Hmm…”

The afterparty is where the real magic happened as the no-longer hungry workers danced to some beats thrown down by DJ Skrillex, the biggest name in dubstep. The fun had to be halted, however, after several noise complaints prompted Boulder police to raid the premises. Neighbors cited the fact that the dubstep music they heard playing was, “One of the most annoying collection of noises ever recorded.” Lingoport staff complied quickly and orderly with the police, telling the DJ to go home. One minor indecent was recorded when Grilling Union Member Jeff Flasck tried to steal one of the police cars. Bail was quickly posted and Jeff was sent into timeout.

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